[Easton-Cowgirls] Are you really a cow?

Hi everyone, It’s January payday – woo hoo! Do you have any money left? Looking for something exciting to it? Look no further than membership of the greatest clubon earth. For £20 a year (£10 unwaged) you can: ·        Freezeyour butt off every Thursday night for a small fee·        Join a casualleague team and have your butt whipped by younger fitter more sensible women ·        Access lolchat where you can receive up to 20 memes a day from Wendy – for free! ·        Be part ofa beautiful sports and social club that will warm your cockles, open your mind,stand with you to protest against all the sh*t stuff in life and destroy yourliver·        Tour the world and play football and party with thebest of humanity Membership fees ensure that we always have cashreserves for kit (balls, cones, bibs etc.) and we can cover any shortfall ifattendance for a particular session is low and subs don’t cover the cost ofpitch hire or coaches. It also means that we can have an Ethical Fund, which supportsmembers who can’t afford to take part in cowgirls activities, wider clubmembers in crisis, community members in crisis and social / political causesthat align with our ethos. We usually ask everyone to pay in September but itlooks like only 3 people have paid this year so we’re going to change therenewal date to January. If you’ve paid in the last 6 months then consideryourself paid up, if not please can you PAY NOW! As always, money is never abarrier so if you can’t afford it don’t worry about it, you’re still a cow. £20 wages / £10 unwaged by bank transfer with "yourfirst name - membership" in the reference: Easton Cowgirls Women's Football Club Sort Code: 089299 Account Number: 65168055 Much cow love, The Cowmittee